Lingerie never looks as wacky as it does at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, which is ironic for a brand that's trying to sell you lingerie. But no matter how hard the sell, there are always those over-the-top, "WTF?" outfits that come down the runway that aren't so much fanciful, dreamy and luxurious as much as they are... bizarre.


Last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show included six themes: "British Invasion," "Birds of Paradise," "Parisian Nights," "Shipwrecked," "Snow Angels" and "PINK Network." If that last one sounds like it makes the least amount of sense, that's because it did. Emojis are fun for texting, not so much for wearing.


Herewith, the 10 most bizarre outfits of the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.


emoji butt

It's like there are emojis sprouting from her butt.


vs show look

She appears to be wearing the entire contents of our seventh grade closets all at once time.


half sweatpants

There's no way these sweatpants keep her warm.


cutout alessandra

What happened to the entire front of this one-piece?


socks with sandals

Oddly enough, the thing that bothers us most about this outfit is the apparent socks-with-sandals combo.


emoji cape vs show

Who knew a massive happy face could double as a parachute?


leg warners vs show

Yeah, we wouldn't be happy if we had to wear those leg warmers, either.


hair extensions vs show

If those are supposed to be hair extensions, some hairstylist should probably be fired.


baby clothes vs show

It's like she robbed a kids' clothing store.


cara d vs show

Wait, where is her cape? Her wings? And why is she just holding that ball? This makes us sad.


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    2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




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    2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




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    Model 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




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    Model 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




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    Model 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




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    Adriana Lima 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




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  • 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show - Runway


    Model 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




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    Model 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




  • 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show - Runway


    2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




  • 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show - Runway


    2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661




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    Model 2013 Victorias Secret Fashion Show Runway, held at the Lexington Avenue Armory New York City, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11/13/13 © J Graylock/jpistudios.com 310-657-9661





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